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One owl to another: "How many times must I tell you --it's 'whooooooo' not 'whommmm'?"
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Two monkeys were discussing evolution: "You mean to tell me that I really am my keeper's brother ?"
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof ?"
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Male elephant as female elephant passes by: "WOW! What a perfect 258 - 314 - 297"
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Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
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One caterpillar to another, as they watch a butterfly: "You'll never get me up in one of those things."
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Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas ??? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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One cow to another: "Actually, I have no idea how it tastes. Personally, I never touch the stuff."
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Mother rabbit to her small bunny: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."
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Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."
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